VERSE 1

It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
Why don’t you pull up a chair?
There’ll be Battenburg, Black Forest Gateaux and Fruit Cake,
The Doughnut, the mighty Eclair.
Soaring above the forest and woodlands
For everyone to behold.
It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
Why don’t you pull up a chair?
There’ll be music and cakes everywhere.

VERSE 2

It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
Starring the Viennese Whirl.
Co-starring Cantonese Fig-Baps and Waffles
Backing the raspberry Swiss Roll
Patisserie folly amid sprigs of holly,
Sugary crumbs on a limb.
It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
Starring the Viennese Whirl.
It’s the cakiest show in the world.

VERSE 3

It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
Appearing today the Iced Bun.
Risking it all with a biscuit-based Cheesecake
Bakery daredevil fun
Baked to perfection, a fearless selection
High up above in the trees.
It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
Appearing today the Iced Bun
Trunky stunts second to none.

VERSE 4

It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
This is the start of the show.
With Cream-Horns, Rock Cakes, Pancakes and Flapjacks,
A feast of exotic gateaux;
And while the mood lingers we’ll show you sponge fingers
Scaling a sycamore tree.
It’s The Reykjavik Stunt Cake Tree-Top Bonanza
This is the start of the show.
I wish I was Marilyn Monroe.