VERSE 1

You came to me
Completely unexpectedly
And you looked like a cake to me
All sugary and sweet

VERSE 2

But actually
It all became quite clear to me
Your human physiology
Gave the game away

CHORUS

You're my Fondant Fancy
You're my Chelsea Bun
You're my Date and Almond Slice
You're the only one

VERSE 3

Don't you see
I'm offering this utility
My cake-making facility
Is all the proof you need

CHORUS

You're my Fondant Fancy
You're my Chelsea Bun
You're my Date and Almond Slice
You're the only one

VERSE 4

Recently
I've been hanging round patisseries
I could get arrested easily
The size of my eclair

CHORUS x 2

You're my Fondant Fancy
You're my Chelsea Bun
You're my Date and Almond Slice
You're the only one
You're my Fondant Fancy
You're my Chelsea Bun
You're my Date and Almond Slice
You're the only one